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Friday, 31 July 2015

How Well Do You Know Jackie Chan ?

Jackie Chan, SBS, MBE (born Chan Kong-sang; 7 April 1954)] is a Hong Kong actor, martial artist, film director, producer, stuntman, and singer. In his movies, he is known for his acrobatic fighting style , comic timing, use of improvised weapons, and innovative stunts, which he typically performs himself. Chan has been acting since the 1960s and has appeared in over 150 films.



Net worth $130 million







For  most  of  his life Jackie Chan  tried hard to get a film career going in America , he even went all of the way as to learn to speak english !  But  he  must not  be  happy with  the films , and
   has asked his Asian fans not  to watch his american movies.
Why    you ask ?
For his own reasons...


One of the reasons could be is that many of the big Celebs said that they would work with him ,  but didn't follow through.


He  is not  an orphin  ,  but grew up with orphins.  His full life story  is  on wikipedia go  there  to  know  more.











Jackie Chan quotes :


If you're too free, you're like the way Hong Kong is now. It's very chaotic.

Being a stunt coordinator, I have to take care not only of myself but I have to make sure everyone is safe

My dream is to continue filming until my body tells me to stop.

American stuntmen are smart - they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything: the speed, the distance... But in Hong Kong, we don't know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If you've got the guts, you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt.

A lot of people ask me when I do a stunt, 'Jackie, are you scared?' Of course I'm scared. I'm not Superman.

Now I am older, I understand we have to accept who we are.


When I got depressed, I watched Bruce Lee movies. I learned everything from Bruce Lee.





So weird that he  is in movies



Filmography 
  • Railroad Tigers (2017)
  • The Foreigner (2017)
  • Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) stars as Monkey (voice)
  • Rush Hour 4 (2016)
  • The Karate Kid 2 (2016) stars as Mr. Han
  • Kung Fu Yoga (2016)
  • Civilian (2015)
  • Skiptrace (2015) stars as Benny Black
  • Dragon Blade (2015) stars as Huo An
  • As the Light Goes Out (2014) stars as Cameo
  • Police Story: Lockdown (2013) aka "Jing cha gu shi 2013" stars as Zhong Wen
  • The Unbelievable (2013) stars as Mr. Z
  • Si ren ding zhi (2013) aka "Personal Tailor"
  • Chinese Zodiac (2012) aka "CZ12" stars as Asian Hawk
  • Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) stars as Monkey (voice)
  • 1911 (2011) stars as Huang Xing
  • The Karate Kid (2010) stars as Mr. Han
  • The Spy Next Door (2010) stars as Bob Ho
  • Little Big Soldier (2010) stars as Big Soldier
  • The Shinjuku Incident (2009) stars as Steelhead
  • The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) stars as T'sa-Ho
  • Kung Fu Panda (2008) stars as Master Monkey (voice)
  • Rush Hour 3 (2007) stars as Chief Inspector Lee
  • Baby (2006) stars as Fong Ka Ho
  • The Myth (2005) aka San wa stars as Jack/General Meng-yi
  • Daai lo oi mei lai (2004) aka Enter the Phoenix stars as Cameo
  • Around the World in 80 Days (2004) stars as Passepartout/Lau Xing
  • San ging chaat goo si (2004) aka New Police Story stars as Wing
  • Fa dou daai jin (2004) aka The Huadu Chronicles: Blade of the Rose stars as Lord of Armour
  • The Medallion (2003) stars as Eddie Yang
  • Chin gei bin (2003) aka Vampire Effect stars as Jackie
  • Shanghai Knights (2003) stars as Chon Wang
  • The Tuxedo (2002) stars as Chon Wang
  • Rush Hour 2 (2001) stars as Chief Inspector Lee
  • Dak miu mai shing (2001) aka The Accidental Spy stars as Buck Yuen
  • Shanghai Noon (2000) stars as Chon Wang
  • Tejing xinrenlei (1999) aka Gen-X Cops stars as Poor Fisherman
  • Hei kek ji wong (1999) aka The King of Comedy stars as Famous Movie Star
  • Bor lei jun (1999) aka Gorgeous stars as C.N. Chan
  • Rush Hour (1998) stars as Chief Inspector Lee
  • Ngo si sui (1998) aka Who Am I? stars as Who Am I?
  • Yatgo ho yan (1997) aka SuperChef stars as Jackie
  • Jing cha gu shi IV: Jian dan ren wu (1996) aka First Strike stars as Chan Ka Kui
  • Hong faan kui (1995) aka Red Bronx stars as Keung
  • Pi li huo (1995) aka Thunderbolt stars as Chan Foh To
  • Jui kuen II (1994) aka Drunken Master II stars as Wong Fei-hung
  • Chao ji ji hua (1993) aka Police Story V stars as Inspector Chan
  • Zhong an zu (1993) aka Police Story IV stars as Inspector Eddie Chan
  • Cheng shi lie ren (1993) aka City Hunter stars as Ryo Saeba
  • Xi Zang xiao zi (1992) aka A Kid from Tibet stars as Cameo appearance
  • Shuang long hui (1992) aka The Twin Dragons stars as Ma Yau/Die Hard (John Ma/Boomer in US version)
  • Jing cha gu shi III: Chao ji jing cha (1992) aka Police Story 3 stars as Chan Ka Kui
  • Fei ying gai wak (1991) aka Armour of God II stars as Jackie Condor (Jackie Chan)
  • Chu dao gui jing (1990) aka New Kids in Town stars as Inspector
  • Huo shao dao (1990) aka Island of Fire stars as Lung/Steve
  • Jin ye bu she fang (1989) TV aka Celebrity Talk Show stars as Guest
  • Qiji (1989) aka Black Dragon stars as 'Charlie' Cheng Wah Kuo
  • Ging chaat goo si juk jaap (1988) aka Jackie Chan's Police Story stars as Chan Ka Kui
  • Fei lung maang jeung (1988) aka 3 Brothers stars as Jackie Lung
  • 'A' gai waak juk jaap (1987) aka Project A, Part II stars as Dragon Mao
  • Longxiong hudi (1987) aka Armour of God stars as Jackie
  • Nui ji za pai jun (1986) aka Naughty Boys stars as Prisoner
  • Ninja the Protector (1986)
  • Fuk sing go jiu (1985) aka My Lucky Stars stars as Muscles
  • Xia ri fu xing (1985) aka My Lucky Stars 2: Twinkle, Twinkle Lucky Stars stars as Muscles
  • The Protector (1985) aka Wei long meng tan stars as Billy Wong
  • Ninja Thunderbolt (1985) stars as aka Ninja and the Thief
  • Long de xin (1985) aka Heart of Dragon stars as Ted/Tat Fung
  • Ging chaat goo si (1985) aka Jackie Chan's Police Story stars as Kevin (Jackie) Chan Ka Kui
  • Mai nei dak gung dui (1984) aka Dragon Attack stars as Sammy
  • Cannonball Run II (1984) stars as Jackie Chan, Mitsubishi Engineer
  • Two in a Black Belt (1984)
  • Kwai tsan tseh (1984) aka Weapon X stars as Thomas
  • Shen yong shuang xiang pao (1984) aka Pom Pom stars as Motorcycle Cop #2
  • Long teng hu yue (1983) aka The Fearless Hyena Part II stars as Chan Lung
  • Wu fu xing (1983) aka Winners and Sinners stars as CID 07
  • 'A' gai waak (1983) aka Project A stars as Dragon Mi Yong
  • Iga ninpoucho (1982) aka Black Magic Wars
  • Golden Queen's Commando (1982) aka Jackie Chan's Crime Force stars as Bit part
  • Long xiao ye (1982) aka Young Master in Love stars as Dragon
  • The Cannonball Run (1981) stars as Jackie Chan, Subaru Driver
  • The Big Brawl (1980) aka Battle Creek stars as Jerry Kwan
  • Shi di chu ma (1980) aka The Young Master stars as Dragon
  • Dian zhi gong fu gan chian chan (1980) aka Half a Loaf of Kung Fu stars as Jiang
  • Long quan (1979) aka Dragon Fist stars as Tang How-Yuen
  • Hsiao chuan yi chao (1979) aka The Fearless Hyena stars as Shing Lung
  • She xing diao shou (1978) aka Snake in the Eagle's Shadow stars as Chien Fu
  • Fei du juan yun shan (1978) aka Magnificent Bodyguards stars as Lord Ting Chung
  • Jui kuen (1978) aka Drunken Master stars as Wong Fei-Hung
  • She hao ba bu (1978) aka Snake & Crane Arts of Shaolin stars as Hsu Yin-Fung
  • Quan jing (1978) aka Karate Ghostbuster stars as Yi-Lang
  • Jian hua yan yu jiang nan (1977) aka To Kill with Intrigue stars as Cao Lei
  • San shi liu mi xing quan (1977) aka Master and the Boxer stars as Possible Extra
  • Xin ching-wu men (1976) aka Fists to Fight stars as A Lung
  • Shao Lin mu ren xiang (1976) aka Shaolin Chamber of Death
  • Feng yu shuang liu xing (1976) aka The Killer Meteors stars as Wa Wu-Bin/Tiger
  • Shao Lin men (1976) aka Strike of Death stars as Tan Feng
  • Hua fei man cheng chun (1975) aka All in the Family
  • Mi zong sheng shou (1975) aka The Himalayan
  • Pai an jing ji (1975) aka No End of Surprises
  • Jin ping shuang yan (1974) aka The Golden Lotus
  • Crash che botte! (1974) aka The Three Fantastic Supermen in the Orient stars as Stuntman
  • Police Woman (1974) aka Young Tiger
  • Guang dong xiao lao hu (1974) aka Stranger in Hong Kong stars as Jackie Chan
  • Tie wa (1973) aka Attack of the Kung Fu Girls
  • Enter the Dragon (1973) aka The Deadly Three stars as Uncredited Extra
  • Fists of the Double K (1973) aka Hong Kong Face-Off
  • Ding tian li di (1973) aka Eagle Shadow Fist stars as Si To
  • Bei di yan zhi (1973) aka Facets of Love stars as Bit Part
  • Qi lin zhang (1972) aka Fist of Unicorn
  • Blood Fingers (1972) aka Brutal Boxer
  • Jing wu men (1972) aka The Iron Hand stars as Extra/Jing Wu student
  • Hapkido (1972) stars as aka Lady Kung Fu
  • Da zui xia (1966) aka Come Drink with Me
  • Qin Xiang Lian (1964) aka The Story of Qiu Glin (Hong Kong: English title)
  • Big and Little Wong Tin Bar (1962) stars as Kid























No !   The nipples on men  are not useless



Friday, 26 June 2015

How Well Do You Know Malukah ?

  1. Judith de los Santos, who uses the pseudonym Malukah, is a Mexican composer and singer known for her cover versions of music from video games which she publishes on YouTube. 


SKYRIM






watch  this  video ^



watch  this video ^


#malukah






GAME OF THRONES







watch this  video ^



Net worth unknown
Can not  find a net worth  figure for  this  one


Monday, 1 June 2015

How Well Do You Know PSY ?

Park Jae-sang (born December 31, 1977), : 박재상, hanja: 朴載相, better known by his stage name Psy (Korean싸이. PSY, is a South Korean singer, songwriter, record producer and rapper. Psy is known domestically for his humorous videos and stage performances, and internationally for his hit single Gangnam Style .
Net worth $25 million




News of singer PSY’s death spread quickly earlier this week causing concern among fans across the world. However the May 2015 report has now been confirmed as a complete hoax and just the latest in a string of fake celebrity death reports. Thankfully, the singer best known for his hit songGangnam Style is alive and well.




Gentleman






 

PSY received his education in the United States, graduating from both Boston University and Berklee College of Music. He was fined for his first album, the reason being that his music promoted inappropriate content for underage listeners. His second album was also banned.

'Gangnam Style' is composed solely by PSY himself from lyrics to choreography. The song is characterized by its strongly addictive beats and lyrics.






PSY Quotes :


I try to dress classy and dance cheesy.

The world's most famous and popular language is music.

Gangnam is a territory in Seoul, Korea. I describe it as noble at the daytime and going crazy at the night time. I compare ladies to the territory. So - noble at the daytime, going crazy at the night time - and the lyric says I am the right guy for the lady who is like that.


Queen and Bon Jovi, Aerosmith and Guns N' Roses - I had a huge rock-band mania. I play a little bit of drums.


  • I just made my album. I did my best. And I uploaded the video just to 'YouTube.' That was all.





PSY approves of this Dog and will not eat it

English Translation:

Oppa is Gangnam style Gangnam style
girl who is warm and humanly during the day A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of acup of coffee A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes A girl with that kind of twist
I’m a guy A guy who is as warm as you during the day A guy who one-shots his coffee before it evencools down A guy whose heart bursts when night comes That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Now let’s go until the end
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all A sensable girl like that
I’m a guy A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Now let’s go until the end
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby I’m a man who knows a thing or two On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby I’m a man who knows a thing or two
You know what I’m saying Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh








Not sure about South Korea...



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How Well Do You Know Lady Gaga ?


  1. Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, better known by her stage name Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. 
 She first got famous  for  being  the  opening act for Pussycat Dolls.

There has been plenty  of controversy involving Lady Gaga - like leaving  a  bathtub  full of blood  in  a hotel.   But  did it  happen  ?  Also  known for many way-out  costumes,  including  a meat dress. Perhaps the meat dress was prepared in  the bathtub ,  so  that  is where all the blood came  from ?





Net worth $110 million

height 5.1


Cat dancer


Is  not  a dance whore


Fry is not sure




Not sure about Lady Gaga...




Meat is murder














Lady Gaga approves of this puppy and will not eat it

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