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Showing posts with label Jimmy Carr. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jimmy Carr. Show all posts

Monday, 15 August 2016

How Well Do You Know Jimmy Carr


James Anthony Patrick "Jimmy" Carr is an English stand-up comedian, television host and actor, known for his signature laugh, deadpan delivery, dark humour, and use of edgy one-liners.



Profile :


Born : September 15, 1972 (age 43),  UK
Height: 1.83 m
Partner Karoline Copping (2001–)

Books : - The Naked Jape
              - Only Joking






Quotes :


As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.


I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.







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Thank you  Buzzfeed for the list of least funniest jokes