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Sunday 15 November 2015

How Well Do You Know Borat ?


The film was written and produced by British comedian  Sacha Baron Cohen who also plays the title character Borat, a fictitious Kazakh journalist travelling through the United States recording real-life interactions with Americans. The film was directed by Larry Charles and distributed by  20th Century Fox. Much of the film features unscripted vignettes of Borat interviewing and interacting with Americans, who believe he is a foreigner with little or no understanding of American customs.



Borat Quotes :


I like sex! 


Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, it's nice. These are my country of a Kazakhstan. 


My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else. 


This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success! 


Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard. 


In Kazakhstan, three main issues: economic, social, and Jew. 


I hope President Bush drinks the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq! 


I will look upon your treasures, gyspy. This is understood? 


Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns, and then we have a big party. 


They do a bang bang bang in other men anus 


We say in Kazakhstan, a man who goes to power, must have a big... how you say?( gestures to his groin). How you say...Khram? 


Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog. 


In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis. 


There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute. 


And Gypsies, can they play or is best to keep them away? 

Questioning a bowls club manager. 


My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face 



In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes. 

I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsie attack...they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed. 


Can I put a camera in the lady toilet? 


She must be tight, like a man's anus. 


Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute. 


That singer before me. Who was HE? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine, how you say...transvestite. He was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away. 


Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes, Pussy Cat Dolls. 


My 13-year-old son is travelling here by foot, with his two wives and his three childrens." "If he survives the journey I have promised him that he can make penetration with Colombian prostitute Shakira. 


Why there are not any Kazakh bands here? Where is Gorky Buzec? And where are the Cock Boys? 
Hosting the MTV European Music Awards. 

If there is one more item of Uzbek propaganda claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking bagels, or export over 300 tons of human pubis per year, then we will be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults. 

At a recent press conference in Washington, D.C.. 

I will put this prize next to the only other one I won, from Central Asian Olympic Committee. For hitting gypsy with rock at 50 meters. 



Sexy  time ?
Yes ?
How much ?





Sacha Baron Cohen  Net Worth  $110 million









Borat approves of this Dog and will not have a sexy time with it or eat it





Sacha Baron Cohen Filmography

                              
2016Alice Through the Looking Glass
2016The Brothers Grimsby
Downsizing
2012Les Miserables (2012)Thénardier
2012Madagascar 3: Europe's Most WantedJulien
2012The DictatorAladeen/Efawadh
2011HugoStation Inspector
2010Dinner for Schmucks
2009BrunoBruno
2008Madagascar: Escape 2 AfricaKing Julien
2007Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet StreetAdolfo Pirelli
2006BoratBorat Sagdiyev
2006Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky BobbyJean Girard
MadagascarKing Julien
2002Ali G IndahouseAli G









Borat is fond of Tabletennis









Borat is also fond of disco dancing with men
























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How well do you know Eva Green ?

Eva Gaëlle Green is a French actress and model. She started her career in theatre before making her film debut in 2003 in Bernardo Bertolucci's controversial The Dreamers.




I  saw that movie ,  and it was controversial to say the least.


Eva Gaëlle Green was born on July 6, 1980, in Paris, France. She has a non-identical twin sister. Her father is a Dentist and her mother is a children's book writer.

Height 5' 6"

Trademark : An  unusual accent that combines french and english.
 Her hobby is collecting art and visiting museums.
Plays classical music.
Green is the fifth French actress to play a Bond girl.
Studied English in Ramsgate, Kent, UK.
Bought a new baby-grand piano for her London home.
Studied piano and flute.

Raised in Paris, she went to an English-speaking school.

Currently appearing  in  the series Penny Dreadful. See more here > Penny Dreadful


Eva Green Quotes :


I think British men build up the idea of us French girls having some magic extra sex appeal so much, they lose their heads. I can't really understand the whole thing - but it makes me laugh. It's such a cliche to think all French girls are well dressed, elegant, sophisticated and sexy. Some are utter slobs, I promise you that.

I'll need my whole lifetime to polish my craft.

I didn't want to do 'Casino Royale' when they told me to audition. I said no. Then they sent me the script, and I thought it was actually very interesting - and I had no other work at the time.

Everyone wants to work in America. Maybe not blockbusters or Terminator , but to have the choice.

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She is so weird that she is in movies





Net worth $8 million



Very nice 





 Sexy time ?





 Yes ?








How much ?




Marty remembers :


Unfortunately  The Sin City  film   had only a small amount of comic book material available  to use,   as most had been used in the first movie.  A Dame To Kill For, should have been nothing more than a subplot  at best.  And 300: Rise Of an Empire , again a sequel  and not a good choice  ,  I didn't like it,  it needed better writing or something.



Filmography
                        

2016Miss Peregrines Home for Peculiar Children
2014Sin City : A Dame to Kill ForAva
2014300:Rise of an EmpireArtemisia
2015The SalvationMadelaine
2014White Bird in a BlizardEve Connor
2012Dark ShadowsAngelique Bouchard
2012Perfect SenseSusan
2011CracksMiss G.
2007The Golden CompassSerafina Pekkala
2006Casino RoyaleVesper Lynd
2005Kingdom of HeavenSibylla
2000               The DreamersIsabelle



Side boob










Eva Green approves of this puppy and will not eat it







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How Well do you know Billie Piper ?

Billie Paul Piper is an English singer, dancer and actress. She made her debut in Scratchy & Co., and at the age of 15, she signed a recording contract and released her debut single "Because We Want to"

In Doctor Who she was the popular companion Rose

Famous as : Pop singer
Birth Name : Billie Paul Piper
Birth Date : September 22, 1982
Birth Place : Swindon, Wiltshire, England,UK


(1998) First album 'Honey To The B' (Virgin)
(2000) Second album 'Walk Of Life' (Virgin)

height 5'5''

Currently appearing  in  the series Penny Dreadful . See more here > Penny Dreadful





Net worth $12 million




very nice 

  





sexy time ?



yes?





How much ?




She is so weird that she is in movies




Billie Piper Quotes :

A musical film is my idea of heaven. You can pre-record, you don't have to sing live. Singing live was the bit I hated the most. I never felt like a confident singer.

There are lots of great movies coming out of the U.S. but it's not something I've ever really been interested in. They're great films but I much prefer the smaller independent films, which are more thought provoking and experimental.

There's not enough money in the world to get me singing 'Because We Want To' again. I wouldn't do it. I think Beyonce Knowles got a couple of million for a private show but I would be happy to turn it down.


The more things you own, the more people you need to employ.







nice side boob



Filmography and TV













  • City of Tiny Lights (2016)
  • Penny Dreadful 2014 TV stars as Brona Croft
  • Animals United (2010) stars as Bonnie (voice: English version)
  • Secret diary of a Call Girl 2007 TV stars as Belle
  • Mansfield Park (2007) TM stars as Fanny Price
  • The Shadow in the North (2007) TV stars as Sally Lockhart
  • The Ruby in the Smoke (2006) TM stars as Sally Lockhart
  • Much Ado About Nothing (2005) TM stars as Hero
  • Doctor Who  (2005) TV stars as Rose Tyler
  • Spirit Trap (2005) stars as Jenny
  • Things to Do Before You're 30 (2004) stars as Vicky
  • The Calcium Kid (2004) stars as Angel
  • Bella and the Boys (2004) TM stars as Bella
  • The Canterbury Tales (2003) TV stars as Alison Crosby
  • Evita (1996) stars as Bit Part
  • The Leading Man (1996) stars as Bit Part





  • marty remembers :


    Spirit Trap Review:

    This  film is not good.  It  is so bad it makes  Adam Sandler  movies look good. 



    Billie Piper approves of this dog and will not eat it


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