How Well Do You know Gwyneth Paltrow ?

Gwyneth Paltrow is an American actress and singer. She made her acting debut on stage in 1990 and started appearing in films in 1991. After appearing in several films throughout the decade, Paltrow gained early notice for her work in films such as Seven (1995) andEmma (1996) (in which she played the title role).

Gwyneth Paltrow was born in Los Angeles, the daughter of noted producer and director Bruce Paltrow and Tony award-winning actress Blythe Danner. Her father's family was Ashkenazi Jewish, while her mother has German, and some English and Irish, ancestry.

Net worth $140 million

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She is so weird that she is in movies

Pepper Potts

Steam  cleans her lady parts

There is a lot of strange stuff about Gwyneth Paltrow on  the net ,  and it  looks  like she has said a lot of strange stuff, or  the media is out to slander her or something. I  don't  know ,  I  won't be adding  any quotes at  this stage  because of  this.

Not sure that

Gwyneth Paltrow is saying some stuff or it has been made  up.

Filmography



                                                       

2015	Mortdecai	Johanna
2013	Thanks for Sharing	Phoebe
2013	Iron Man 3	Pepper Potts
2012	Marvel's The Avengers
2011	Contagion	Beth Emhoff
2010	Country Strong	Kelly Canter
2010	Iron Man 2	Pepper Potts
2009	Two Lovers	Michelle Rausch
2008	Iron Man (2008)	Virginia "Pepper" Potts
2007	The Good Night	Dora
2006	Running with Scissors
2006	Infamous
2005	Proof	Catherine
2004	Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow	Polly Perkins
2003	Sylvia	Sylvia Plath
2003	View From the Top	Donna Jensen
2002	Austin Powers in Goldmember
2001	The Royal Tenenbaums	Margot Tenenbaum
2001	Shallow Hal	Rosemary Shanahan
	The Anniversary Party
2000	Bounce	Abby Janello
2000	Duets	Liv
1999	The Talented Mr. Ripley	Marge Sherwood
1999	Shakespeare in Love	Viola De Lesseps
	Sliding Doors	Helen Quilley
2009	Hush	Helen
1997	Hard Eight	Clementine
1996	Emma (1996)	Emma Woodhouse
1996	Seven	Tracy Mills
1995	Higher Learning
1994	Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle
	Flesh and Bone	Ginnie
	Cruel Doubt
1992	Hook

Her Trademark : Cries in movies

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How Well Do You Know Borat ?

The film was written and produced by British comedian  Sacha Baron Cohen who also plays the title character Borat, a fictitious Kazakh journalist travelling through the United States recording real-life interactions with Americans. The film was directed by Larry Charles and distributed by  20th Century Fox. Much of the film features unscripted vignettes of Borat interviewing and interacting with Americans, who believe he is a foreigner with little or no understanding of American customs.

Borat Quotes :

I like sex!  Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, it's nice. These are my country of a Kazakhstan.  My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else.  This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!  Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard.  In Kazakhstan, three main issues: economic, social, and Jew.  I hope President Bush drinks the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!  I will look upon your treasures, gyspy. This is understood?  Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns, and then we have a big party.  They do a bang bang bang in other men anus  We say in Kazakhstan, a man who goes to power, must have a big... how you say?( gestures to his groin). How you say...Khram?  Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.  In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.  There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.  And Gypsies, can they play or is best to keep them away?  Questioning a bowls club manager.  My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face  In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.  I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsie attack...they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed.  Can I put a camera in the lady toilet?  She must be tight, like a man's anus.  Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.  That singer before me. Who was HE? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine, how you say...transvestite. He was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away.  Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes, Pussy Cat Dolls.  My 13-year-old son is travelling here by foot, with his two wives and his three childrens." "If he survives the journey I have promised him that he can make penetration with Colombian prostitute Shakira.  Why there are not any Kazakh bands here? Where is Gorky Buzec? And where are the Cock Boys?  Hosting the MTV European Music Awards.  If there is one more item of Uzbek propaganda claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking bagels, or export over 300 tons of human pubis per year, then we will be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults.  At a recent press conference in Washington, D.C..  I will put this prize next to the only other one I won, from Central Asian Olympic Committee. For hitting gypsy with rock at 50 meters.

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Sacha Baron Cohen  Net Worth  $110 million

Borat approves of this Dog and will not have a sexy time with it or eat it

Sacha Baron Cohen Filmography

                              

2016	Alice Through the Looking Glass
2016	The Brothers Grimsby
	Downsizing
2012	Les Miserables (2012)	Thénardier
2012	Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted	Julien
2012	The Dictator	Aladeen/Efawadh
2011	Hugo	Station Inspector
2010	Dinner for Schmucks
2009	Bruno	Bruno
2008	Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa	King Julien
2007	Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street	Adolfo Pirelli
2006	Borat	Borat Sagdiyev
2006	Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby	Jean Girard
	Madagascar	King Julien
2002	Ali G Indahouse	Ali G Borat is fond of Tabletennis Borat is also fond of disco dancing with men That is the end of this blog post

How well do you know Eva Green ?

Eva Gaëlle Green is a French actress and model. She started her career in theatre before making her film debut in 2003 in Bernardo Bertolucci's controversial The Dreamers.

I  saw that movie ,  and it was controversial to say the least.

Eva Gaëlle Green was born on July 6, 1980, in Paris, France. She has a non-identical twin sister. Her father is a Dentist and her mother is a children's book writer.

Height 5' 6"

Trademark : An  unusual accent that combines french and english.

 Her hobby is collecting art and visiting museums.

Plays classical music.

Green is the fifth French actress to play a Bond girl.

Studied English in Ramsgate, Kent, UK.

Bought a new baby-grand piano for her London home.

Studied piano and flute.

Raised in Paris, she went to an English-speaking school.

Currently appearing  in  the series Penny Dreadful. See more here > Penny Dreadful


Eva Green Quotes :

I think British men build up the idea of us French girls having some magic extra sex appeal so much, they lose their heads. I can't really understand the whole thing - but it makes me laugh. It's such a cliche to think all French girls are well dressed, elegant, sophisticated and sexy. Some are utter slobs, I promise you that.

I'll need my whole lifetime to polish my craft.

I didn't want to do 'Casino Royale' when they told me to audition. I said no. Then they sent me the script, and I thought it was actually very interesting - and I had no other work at the time.

Everyone wants to work in America. Maybe not blockbusters or Terminator , but to have the choice.

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She is so weird that she is in movies

Net worth $8 million

Very nice 

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Marty remembers :


Unfortunately  The Sin City  film   had only a small amount of comic book material available  to use,   as most had been used in the first movie.  A Dame To Kill For, should have been nothing more than a subplot  at best.  And 300: Rise Of an Empire , again a sequel  and not a good choice  ,  I didn't like it,  it needed better writing or something.



Filmography
                        

2016	Miss Peregrines Home for Peculiar Children
2014	Sin City : A Dame to Kill For	Ava
2014	300:Rise of an Empire	Artemisia
2015	The Salvation	Madelaine
2014	White Bird in a Blizard	Eve Connor
2012	Dark Shadows	Angelique Bouchard
2012	Perfect Sense	Susan
2011	Cracks	Miss G.
2007	The Golden Compass	Serafina Pekkala
2006	Casino Royale	Vesper Lynd
2005	Kingdom of Heaven	Sibylla
2000	The Dreamers	Isabelle

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Eva Green approves of this puppy and will not eat it

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