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Saturday, 14 November 2015

How Well Do You Know Kate Beckinsale ?


Kathrin Romary "KateBeckinsale (born 26 July 1973) is an English actress. After some minor television roles, she made her film debut in Much Ado About Nothing(1993) while still a student .


A  very strange film ,  with Keanu Reeves down in  the basement of a house sitting next to the boiler and sweating like a rapist. But  then   I  sweat like a rapist when  I  sit  too close to the log fire.




Net worth: $16 million
Height :  5 foot 6




Nice side boob !




very nice





Sexy  time 




Yes ?




How much ?





She  is so weird that she is in movies




Most  recently I  saw her in a romantic comedy with Simon Pegg




Why ?  Because Simon Pegg is only allowed to  have pretend sex with Kate Beckinsale



She likes to go swimming in the sewer on warmer nights





Kate Beckinsale Quotes :


I think I like playing the bad girl. I like complicated. I like flawed, messed up complicated. It's more interesting.

No one is more enslaved than a slave who doesn't think they're enslaved.

Apparently, I'm very good at firing a gun without blinking, which is unusual. That's why so many action characters have to wear sunglasses during shoot-out scenes. That's my party trick.

I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything.

I think that dwelling on other people's perception of you is the road to complete madness, unfortunately. I try and resist that.


Books have always helped me make sense of things. With any life experience, you can find someone who has documented it in a poetic way.


Filmography











  • Underworld: Next Generation (2016) stars as Selene
  • Love and Friendship (2016) stars as Lady Susan Vernon
  • The Disappointments Room (2015) stars as Dana
  • Absolutely Anything (2015) stars as Catherine
  • The Face of An Angel (2014) stars as Simone Ford
  • Elder Scrolls Online (2014) VG stars as Queen Ayrenn (voice)
  • Stonehearst Asylum (2014) a.k.a. Eliza Graves stars as Eliza Graves
  • The Trials of Cate McCall (2013) stars as Cate McCall
  • Underworld: Awakening (2012) aka "Underworld 4: New Dawn" stars as Selene
  • Contraband (2012) stars as Kate Farraday
  • Total Recall (2012) stars as Lori Quaid
  • Republicans, Get in My Vagina (2012) VI stars as Woman #3
  • Fragments (2009) aka Winged Creatures stars as Carla Davenport
  • Whiteout (2009) stars as Carrie Stetko
  • Nothing But the Truth (2009) stars as Rachel Armstrong
  • Everybody's Fine (2009) stars as Amy
  • Snow Angels (2007) stars as Annie
  • Vacancy (2007) stars as Amy Fox
  • Click (2006) stars as Donna Newman
  • Underworld: Evolution (2006) stars as Selene
  • The Aviator (2004) stars as Ava Gardner
  • Van Helsing (2004) stars as Anna Valerious
  • Tiptoes (2003) aka Tiny Tiptoes stars as Carol
  • Underworld (2003) aka Underworld stars as Selene
  • Laurel Canyon (2002) stars as Alex
  • Serendipity (2001) stars as Sara Thomas
  • Pearl Harbor (2001) aka Pearl Harbour stars as Nurse Lt. Evelyn Johnson
  • The Golden Bowl (2000) aka Coupe d'or, La (France) stars as Maggie Verver
  • Brokedown Palace (1999) stars as Darlene Davis
  • Alice Through the Looking Glass (1998) TM stars as Alice
  • The Last Days of Disco (1998) stars as Charlotte Pingress
  • Emma (1997) TM stars as Emma Woodhouse
  • Shooting Fish (1997) stars as Georgie
  • Haunted (1995) stars as Christina Mariell
  • Marie-Louise ou la permission (1995) stars as Marie-Louise
  • Cold Comfort Farm (1995) TM stars as Flora Poste
  • Prince of Jutland (1994) aka Royal Deceit stars as Ethel
  • Uncovered (1994) aka Tabla de Flandes, La (Spain) stars as Julia
  • Much Ado About Nothing (1993) stars as Hero
  • Rachel's Dream (1992) TM stars as Rachel
  • One Against the Wind (1991) TM stars as Barbe Lindell
  • Devices and Desires (1991) TV stars as Young Alice Mair (voice)






  • Kate Beckinsale approves of this puppy and will not eat it.

    That is the end of this blog page





    How Well Do you know Simon Pegg ?





    Simon John Pegg  is an English actor, comedian, screenwriter, producer, singer, and director. He is best known for having co-written and starred in the  of films:Shaun of the Dead(2004) and Hot Fuzz (2007).

    Famous as : Actor, comedian, writer
    Birth Name : Simon John Beckingham
    Birth Date : February 14, 1970
    Birth Place : Gloucester, England, UK
    Spouse : Maureen McCann (since 23-Jul-05)

    Claim to Fame : As Shaun in "Shaun of the Dead" (2004)




    He  is  so weird that he is in movies










    This  is  the best answer to everything

    Has been in loads of movies including big budget films

    Net worth $10 million

    Height 5' 08'



    Shaun of the Dead


    Mr Scott in  the Star Trek reboot



    This is interesting ( points finger )


    His Humour  is simple but effective




    Fence Jump Hot Fuzz







    There are four feature commentaries on  the DVD  of Hot Fuzz ,  and they are all good !
    Hot Fuzz was the proof that good film making was something that  they could always do , and that Shaun of the Dead was not just a lucky  accident  for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.


    Hollywood picked up on Simon Pegg for  many acting roles, some small , and some large,  but passed over Nick Frost  for some reason . 















    Dressed like Tom Cruise



    Walking like Tom  Cruise


    The Same body language




    Is Simon Pegg one step away from Scientology and complete madness  ? All he needs is a crazy laugh.  I  spoke too soon.



    This shit is getting real



    Simon Pegg Quotes :



    I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.

    Doctor Who was a big part of my childhood so it was a great honour to be in it.

    The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.

    There's this thing of you can live in a city and be completely alone, not notice anything going on around you.

    There is a universality to comedy.


    You don't look at each other on the subway.



    Filmography

                                                    

    2016Star Trek BeyondScotty
    2016Ice Age: Collision Course
    2015Mission: Impossible – Rogue NationBenji
    2015Kill Me Three TimesCharlie Wolfe
    2015Absolutely AnythingNeil Clarke
    2014The Boxtrolls
    2014Hector and the Search for HappinessHector
    2014A Fantastic Fear of EverythingJack
    2013The World's EndGary King
    2013Star Trek Into DarknessScotty
    2012Ice Age: Continental Drift
    2011The Adventures of TintinThompson
    2011Mission: Impossible - Ghost ProtocolBenji
    2011PaulGraeme Willy
    2010The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 3DReepicheep
    2011Burke and HareWilliam Burke
    2009Ice Age: Dawn of the DinosaursBuck
    2009Star Trek
    2008How to Lose Friends & Alienate PeopleSidney Young
    2008Run, Fat Boy, RunDennis
    2007The Good NightPaul
    2007Hot FuzzNicholas Angel
    2006Mission: Impossible III
    2004Shaun of the DeadShaun
    200224 Hour Party People

    Simon Pegg approves of this puppy and will not eat it.

    That  is the end of this blog post



    Sunday, 30 August 2015

    How Well Do You Know Bear Grylls ?

    Bear Grylls doesn't mind two things: drinking his own pee and having a laugh. The British adventurer is known for his television series Man vs. Wild, in which he confronts the elements and is often forced to resort to extreme survival tactics, which sometimes includes drinking his own urine.
    This has spurred an Internet meme in which Grylls is depicted drinking his pee for no good reason, but he proved he can take a joke by responding to the meme via Twitter.
    In a recent tweet, Grylls says "In honour of all your @replies about pee drinking. am on vacation in LA. Looks like I'll have to drink my own pee!" The tweet is accompanied by a pic of Grylls drinking liquid from a cup with a pained expression on his face.

    Drink Your Own Piss !



    watch  this video ^



    An  Island is harsh and unforgiving




    I  watched  this  show ! 

     The British men did a lot better than  the American men, but not without their problems.

    The British women also  somehow survived .   I  think every one was    closely monitored ,  and  had  tracking chips or something . 

     There was some madness  ,  and some bad choices by all teams.
    Some of the people chosen for this little holiday  were ordinary  ,  and  some were survivalists,
    and some, 
     had to leave early.




    Bear Grylls Quotes :


    "If I have learnt anything over these years is you can't take the wild for granted and it's that unpredictability that's the magic.  But sometimes it turns nasty and things happen. Our job is to look after each other and take care of each other."

    "I thought it should be fine - I've eaten a lot of things like this.  But it took me completely left field. I've never tasted something that tastes like you would imagine poo would taste." After eating a NZ Tree Weta !


    The rewards of the wild and the rewards of the survivor go to those who can dig deep, and, ultimately, to the guy who can stay alive.

    The rules of survival never change, whether you're in a desert or in an arena.


    Being brave isn't the absence of fear. Being brave is having that fear but finding a way through it.


    My favorite moments? Where it's all going swimmingly, the sun's out and I've got a fire going and a nice snake on the barbecue

    The appeal of the wild for me is its unpredictability. You have to develop an awareness, react fast, be resourceful and come up with a plan and act on it.


    Bear Grylls net worth  is either $6 or $10 million  or  something else . Sorry  I  got a little distracted when looking  this up.



















    Bear Grylls is weird



    Not sure If  I  should drink my own piss...






    Bear Grylls approves of this puppy and will not eat it.

    That  is the end of  this blog post.