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Friday, 14 August 2015

How Well Do You Know Temuera Morrison ?

  1. Temuera Derek Morrison MNZM is a New Zealand actor, with roles including the abusive Jake "the Muss" Heke in 1994's Once Were Warriors, and bounty hunter Jango Fett and the Clone Troopers in the Star Wars series. 

net worth only $1.5 million


Tem moved from New Zealand to live n Hollywood , and like many actors  he  is mostly out of work. You're  not in Guatemala Now Dr. Ropata !  



He  should  be  in  more movies . Unfortunately he  is under used and gets mostly bit parts.


Trademark : Very angry all the time



Green Lantern




Star Wars






Not sure about New Zealand culture...







Cook me some eggs !



Temuera Morrison Quote :

“Sometimes I think, ‘Oh, I wish I just had a nice job where you’re getting a salary.’ Just sometimes.”


Temuera blames his failure to make himself a lasting career in Hollywood on his own laziness. He could never manage to learn to speak with an American accent, which very much limited his opportunities in US feature films. Temuera says, " just couldn't master it really," he tells the Star-Times, switching to a mock accent: "I thought I could get away with things. I should have learned the American accent; I couldn't be bothered. In the downtime you should be working your craft, that includes your voice."


Temuera says that his reaction to the news that he had won the role of Boba Fett's father in Star Wars Episode II and III was, "Yes! I got Boba, Boba Fett! Yes... who the? Who's Boba?!" He immediately rented and watched Star Wars Episode IV and was very disappointed when Boba wasn't in it, which forced him to rent the next movie.


Temuera laments the fact that he always seems to die in his movies. But he says that dying in a movie is not nearly so bad as filming a number of scenes and having them end up on the cutting room floor, which has happened to him as well.

Temuera(referring to his days on "Shortland Street") I used to walk around the place on telephone books or I would have telephone books all over the set when I was in a scene with actors taller than me so it happened quite a lot.
  • Temuera(on his role as the clone commandos for "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith")I'm not in it a lot, but there's a lot of me in it.


  • Temuera: You know Star Wars is the only movie you can be in for two seconds and be famous.







We have no eggs ?!!





Where the f##k are the eggs ?




Before he asks for eggs



Would  one  of  you ladies like to dance ?


There are no eggs in this location


Jango Fett




 Some more Filmography


  • 2011:  Green Lantern 
  • 2005: River Queen 
  • 2004: Star Wars ep 3 : Revenge of the Sith
  • 2003:  Blueberry, the sectret experiment
  • 2002: Star wars ep 2 ; attack of the Clones 
  • 2000: From Dusy Till Dawn 3 
  • 1999: The Soul Warrior 2 - The Broken souls
  • 1998: Six Days in September Nights 
  • 1997: Speed 2 
  • 1996:  The island of Dr. Moreau
  • Barb Wire
  • 1995:  The Soul Warrior



I'm  looking for the man who hit me on the head 


Shortland Street  -  a  New Zealand soap.

This  show was so bad that the NZ government abolished TV licence payments






I  couldn't find a picture of him holding a dog or puppy




Temuera approves of this puppy and will not eat it

That  is the end of this blog page





Thursday, 6 August 2015

How Well Do You Know Milla Jovovich ?

She was considered to have a breakthrough with her role alongside Bruce Willis and Gary Oldman in the 1997 French science-fiction film The Fifth Element, written and directed by Luc Besson. She and Besson married that year but soon divorced.

Sexy




Not sexy  enough

In 1980, when Milla was five years old, she and her family left the Soviet Union for political reasons.  Using her multipass to travel .


In 2002, Jovovich starred in the science fiction horror film Resident Evil, adapted from the video game of the same name. It was disliked by critics, but was commercially successful. She reprised her role in four sequels, all in the apocalyptic fiction action horror genre, made between 2004 and 2012.




I  saw  this  movie !
Marty Remembers :

At the time  of the first  Resident Evil movie it was a new thing for film producers to  try and  make a video game into  a movie.  They  did it  and  they kept doing  it.  They  did it , because back in  the day  of  Playstation one ,  the video game  industry  made  so  much   more  money  than  the  film  industry and  it  still  does today. So  yeah these were all kind  of  crap  movies that still  made lots  of money due  to their fan base in video gaming.



Net worth $36 million (2015 )


I  saw this  movie as well ! 


Her height  is 1.74 m  (  5 foot 8in )


Filmography







Milla Quotes :

I'm not really easy to live with! There needs to be unlimited patience and unconditional love. Men I've known before loved my independent spirit and were proud of my success, to the point that they'd become jealous of the time I devote to my career.





During the day I force myself to at least eat some salads rather than rubbish, and a steak in the evening. In fact, I eat to basically satisfy my hunger. I hardly have the time to appreciate a meal, and I'm everything, but a gourmet.

I am a strong Ukrainian girl, that is why I work a lot.


There is all this controversy that women and girls are too skinny or too overweight. I say to just do martial arts and everything will be okay. You will tone up your body and find a confidence you can't find just sitting around watching TV and hanging out with friends.

Rather than go to the gym, I would prefer to do martial arts because the time goes by quicker.

I feel like movie stars don't have many friends at all. They have acquaintances.










Watch  this  video  ^



An  orange Borat Thong



She  wore something like  this !



Very nice



She finds out stuff from a computer







Come get some !




So weird that she  is in movies




Milla Jovovich approves of this puppy and will not eat it



That is the end of this blog page

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