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Celebrities are a strange bunch of blokes.
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Thursday, 6 August 2015

How Well Do You Know Grace Jones ?

  1. Grace Jones is a Jamaican singer, songwriter, model, record producer, and actress. She was born in Spanish Town, Jamaica and raised by her grandparents. At 13 she moved with her siblings to their parents' home in Syracuse, New York. 




Age 67 (2015)
A  new album coming out  in a few  days , 
 and  a book  , 
 and  a book  tour. This  is what the man  on  the radio said.

net worth  $7 million





LOUD !




Confident

STRONG !

 Entertaining !



Not sure about Grace Jones...












Side boob

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How Well Do You Know Lucy Lawless ?

Lucy  is  in  the new TV show  Ash  vs  Evil Dead




 very nice



Sexy  time 




Yes ?



How much ?


Lucy Lawless net worth: Lucy Lawless is a New Zealand actress and musician who has a net worth of $15 million. Lucy Lawless is probably most famous for playing Xena, in the television series Xena: Warrior Princess, which ran from 1995 to 2001. 




Lucy Lawless did community service work for her sentance after an  arrest  for boarding  an  oil rig with the Green Peace group.  She  says she did a lot of  singing and  dancing at resthomes to  work  it  off. All  good fun.














Spartacus  Spartacus Spartacus.
The Show  is made in  the film style of Sin City and A Dame To Kill For.
The clothing warn by the  gladiators is  umm.... Large men in small speedos lol !

 The central guy ( Spartacus ) has to work  his way up  from  being an ordinary slave to a Gladiator. Don't  know  what happens.
 Didn't watch  it all


The Lucy Lawless role ,  is  that  of   wife to  the slave owner in the Spartacus  show. It  looks  like they have an open relationship , or something.


Xena's hair is a Joe Dirt mullet !  And  is  not funny , so don't  laugh.





Fry is not sure that


Lucy Lawless should be Xena again....





side boob





Lucy  Lawless is on  TV shows mainly ,  but I  did see her in  one movie.



Marty remembers Xena Warrior Princess...


Back in the day Xena started off as a spinoff from Hercules The legendary  Journeys,  using many of  the same sets,  props,  and people. I  imagine there were long days of  rehearsal  and filming  for the actors and crews.
Lucy Lawless had a mullet and many skills.  She doesn't wear her hair in a mullet anymore , but  she still has many skills !

From  about the 3rd season on, the script writing got weaker   and at  many times the show was just two people walking along (with a horse) and talking to each other for a large part.
The film makers became fixated with sunsets ,  and showed lots of scenes at and around twilight. 









Lucy Quotes :

We live at the edge of the world, so we live on the edge. Kiwis will always sacrifice money and security for adventure and challenge.


Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.


I was black and blue for about two years, but it's paid off tremendously. You know, if you get enough whacks, your reflexes pick up, and I've become quite good - if somebody throws keys or something, I can catch them.




Filmography




Ash vs. Evil Dead (2015) TV stars as Ruby
Salem (2015) TV stars as Countess Marburg
Parks and Recreation (2012) TV stars as Diane Lewis
No Ordinary Family (2011) TV stars as Helen Burton / Mrs. X
Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (2011) TV stars as Lucretia
Spartacus: Blood and Sand (2010) TV stars as Lucretia
Bitch Slap (2009) stars as Mother Superior
Angel of Death (2009) stars as Vera
Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight (2008) VI aka A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure Tale stars as Goldmoon (voice)
Bedtime Stories (2008) stars as Aspen
The Darkroom (2006) stars as Cheryl
Xena: The 10th Anniversary Collection (2005) VI stars as Xena
Vampire Bats (2005) TM stars as Maddy Rierdon
Battlestar Galactica (2005) TV aka BSG stars as D'Anna Biers
Locusts (2005) TM stars as Maddy Rierdon
Boogeyman (2005) aka Boogeyman - Der schwarze Mann (Germany) stars as Tim's Mother
Eurotrip (2004) stars as Madame Vandersexxx
Tarzan (2003) TV stars as Kathleen Clayton
Spider-Man (2002) stars as Punk Rock Girl
Hercules and Xena - The Animated Movie: The Battle for Mount Olympus (1998) VI stars as Xena (voice)
Peach (1995) stars as Peach
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (1995) TV stars as Xena / Lyla
Xena: Warrior Princess (1995) TV stars as Xena
Hercules and the Amazon Women (1994) TM stars as Lysia
Typhon's People (1993) TM stars as Mink Tertius
The Rainbow Warrior (1992) aka The Sinking of the Rainbow Warrior stars as Jane Redmond
For the Love of Mike (1991) TV stars as Helen
The End of the Golden Weather (1991) stars as Joe's Girl
A Bitter Song (1990) stars as Nurse 1
Within the Law (1990) stars as Verity
Funny Business (1989) TV stars as Various












Lucy Lawless approves of this puppy and will not eat it

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