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Thursday, 6 August 2015

How Well Do You Know Lucy Lawless ?

Lucy  is  in  the new TV show  Ash  vs  Evil Dead




 very nice



Sexy  time 




Yes ?



How much ?


Lucy Lawless net worth: Lucy Lawless is a New Zealand actress and musician who has a net worth of $15 million. Lucy Lawless is probably most famous for playing Xena, in the television series Xena: Warrior Princess, which ran from 1995 to 2001. 




Lucy Lawless did community service work for her sentance after an  arrest  for boarding  an  oil rig with the Green Peace group.  She  says she did a lot of  singing and  dancing at resthomes to  work  it  off. All  good fun.














Spartacus  Spartacus Spartacus.
The Show  is made in  the film style of Sin City and A Dame To Kill For.
The clothing warn by the  gladiators is  umm.... Large men in small speedos lol !

 The central guy ( Spartacus ) has to work  his way up  from  being an ordinary slave to a Gladiator. Don't  know  what happens.
 Didn't watch  it all


The Lucy Lawless role ,  is  that  of   wife to  the slave owner in the Spartacus  show. It  looks  like they have an open relationship , or something.


Xena's hair is a Joe Dirt mullet !  And  is  not funny , so don't  laugh.





Fry is not sure that


Lucy Lawless should be Xena again....





side boob





Lucy  Lawless is on  TV shows mainly ,  but I  did see her in  one movie.



Marty remembers Xena Warrior Princess...


Back in the day Xena started off as a spinoff from Hercules The legendary  Journeys,  using many of  the same sets,  props,  and people. I  imagine there were long days of  rehearsal  and filming  for the actors and crews.
Lucy Lawless had a mullet and many skills.  She doesn't wear her hair in a mullet anymore , but  she still has many skills !

From  about the 3rd season on, the script writing got weaker   and at  many times the show was just two people walking along (with a horse) and talking to each other for a large part.
The film makers became fixated with sunsets ,  and showed lots of scenes at and around twilight. 









Lucy Quotes :

We live at the edge of the world, so we live on the edge. Kiwis will always sacrifice money and security for adventure and challenge.


Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.


I was black and blue for about two years, but it's paid off tremendously. You know, if you get enough whacks, your reflexes pick up, and I've become quite good - if somebody throws keys or something, I can catch them.




Filmography




Ash vs. Evil Dead (2015) TV stars as Ruby
Salem (2015) TV stars as Countess Marburg
Parks and Recreation (2012) TV stars as Diane Lewis
No Ordinary Family (2011) TV stars as Helen Burton / Mrs. X
Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (2011) TV stars as Lucretia
Spartacus: Blood and Sand (2010) TV stars as Lucretia
Bitch Slap (2009) stars as Mother Superior
Angel of Death (2009) stars as Vera
Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight (2008) VI aka A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure Tale stars as Goldmoon (voice)
Bedtime Stories (2008) stars as Aspen
The Darkroom (2006) stars as Cheryl
Xena: The 10th Anniversary Collection (2005) VI stars as Xena
Vampire Bats (2005) TM stars as Maddy Rierdon
Battlestar Galactica (2005) TV aka BSG stars as D'Anna Biers
Locusts (2005) TM stars as Maddy Rierdon
Boogeyman (2005) aka Boogeyman - Der schwarze Mann (Germany) stars as Tim's Mother
Eurotrip (2004) stars as Madame Vandersexxx
Tarzan (2003) TV stars as Kathleen Clayton
Spider-Man (2002) stars as Punk Rock Girl
Hercules and Xena - The Animated Movie: The Battle for Mount Olympus (1998) VI stars as Xena (voice)
Peach (1995) stars as Peach
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (1995) TV stars as Xena / Lyla
Xena: Warrior Princess (1995) TV stars as Xena
Hercules and the Amazon Women (1994) TM stars as Lysia
Typhon's People (1993) TM stars as Mink Tertius
The Rainbow Warrior (1992) aka The Sinking of the Rainbow Warrior stars as Jane Redmond
For the Love of Mike (1991) TV stars as Helen
The End of the Golden Weather (1991) stars as Joe's Girl
A Bitter Song (1990) stars as Nurse 1
Within the Law (1990) stars as Verity
Funny Business (1989) TV stars as Various












Lucy Lawless approves of this puppy and will not eat it

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How Well Do you Know Adam Sandler ?

An  over paid Hollywood actor who used to be funny.
Net worth $300 million.


With out looking anything up on Google  ,  I  can  tell you that Adam Sandler comes from a Hollywood film  making  family with money.  It  was  his Dad that   hosted the popular  Sunday Night Horrors ,  we  had years  ago.




As a bussinessman  he  is very successful ,  I  will give  him that .
 Over the years his  aggressive attitude increases in  his films as he himself becomes less funny.

And because it is an Adam Sandler film  he always wins , and in situations that are unwinnable.

He  is  like  The Micheal Jackson  of films and movies.  Everything is about to go horribly wrong !



Why are  you so  unfunny now Adam Sandler ?



There is a Adam Sandler  conspiracy theory that could  answer the question.   He  is   from another universe  and  has  come  here to  steal our money and  time.  That  he  is so unfunny now proves  that he will soon  leave  this world and  go  on  to  new worlds  as a travelling  entity and parasite.











Not sure about Adam Sandler...




I  refuse to watch  this movie .  So  I  can't review it


Adam Sandler  owns his own film company,  and can not be stopped.





Adam Sandler approves of this dog and will not eat it




Adam Sandler Quotes :

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.







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