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Thursday, 6 August 2015

How Well Do you Know Adam Sandler ?

An  over paid Hollywood actor who used to be funny.
Net worth $300 million.


With out looking anything up on Google  ,  I  can  tell you that Adam Sandler comes from a Hollywood film  making  family with money.  It  was  his Dad that   hosted the popular  Sunday Night Horrors ,  we  had years  ago.




As a bussinessman  he  is very successful ,  I  will give  him that .
 Over the years his  aggressive attitude increases in  his films as he himself becomes less funny.

And because it is an Adam Sandler film  he always wins , and in situations that are unwinnable.

He  is  like  The Micheal Jackson  of films and movies.  Everything is about to go horribly wrong !



Why are  you so  unfunny now Adam Sandler ?



There is a Adam Sandler  conspiracy theory that could  answer the question.   He  is   from another universe  and  has  come  here to  steal our money and  time.  That  he  is so unfunny now proves  that he will soon  leave  this world and  go  on  to  new worlds  as a travelling  entity and parasite.











Not sure about Adam Sandler...




I  refuse to watch  this movie .  So  I  can't review it


Adam Sandler  owns his own film company,  and can not be stopped.





Adam Sandler approves of this dog and will not eat it




Adam Sandler Quotes :

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.







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Friday, 31 July 2015

How Well Do You Know Jackie Chan ?

Jackie Chan, SBS, MBE (born Chan Kong-sang; 7 April 1954)] is a Hong Kong actor, martial artist, film director, producer, stuntman, and singer. In his movies, he is known for his acrobatic fighting style , comic timing, use of improvised weapons, and innovative stunts, which he typically performs himself. Chan has been acting since the 1960s and has appeared in over 150 films.



Net worth $130 million







For  most  of  his life Jackie Chan  tried hard to get a film career going in America , he even went all of the way as to learn to speak english !  But  he  must not  be  happy with  the films , and
   has asked his Asian fans not  to watch his american movies.
Why    you ask ?
For his own reasons...


One of the reasons could be is that many of the big Celebs said that they would work with him ,  but didn't follow through.


He  is not  an orphin  ,  but grew up with orphins.  His full life story  is  on wikipedia go  there  to  know  more.











Jackie Chan quotes :


If you're too free, you're like the way Hong Kong is now. It's very chaotic.

Being a stunt coordinator, I have to take care not only of myself but I have to make sure everyone is safe

My dream is to continue filming until my body tells me to stop.

American stuntmen are smart - they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything: the speed, the distance... But in Hong Kong, we don't know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If you've got the guts, you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt.

A lot of people ask me when I do a stunt, 'Jackie, are you scared?' Of course I'm scared. I'm not Superman.

Now I am older, I understand we have to accept who we are.


When I got depressed, I watched Bruce Lee movies. I learned everything from Bruce Lee.





So weird that he  is in movies



Filmography 
  • Railroad Tigers (2017)
  • The Foreigner (2017)
  • Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) stars as Monkey (voice)
  • Rush Hour 4 (2016)
  • The Karate Kid 2 (2016) stars as Mr. Han
  • Kung Fu Yoga (2016)
  • Civilian (2015)
  • Skiptrace (2015) stars as Benny Black
  • Dragon Blade (2015) stars as Huo An
  • As the Light Goes Out (2014) stars as Cameo
  • Police Story: Lockdown (2013) aka "Jing cha gu shi 2013" stars as Zhong Wen
  • The Unbelievable (2013) stars as Mr. Z
  • Si ren ding zhi (2013) aka "Personal Tailor"
  • Chinese Zodiac (2012) aka "CZ12" stars as Asian Hawk
  • Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) stars as Monkey (voice)
  • 1911 (2011) stars as Huang Xing
  • The Karate Kid (2010) stars as Mr. Han
  • The Spy Next Door (2010) stars as Bob Ho
  • Little Big Soldier (2010) stars as Big Soldier
  • The Shinjuku Incident (2009) stars as Steelhead
  • The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) stars as T'sa-Ho
  • Kung Fu Panda (2008) stars as Master Monkey (voice)
  • Rush Hour 3 (2007) stars as Chief Inspector Lee
  • Baby (2006) stars as Fong Ka Ho
  • The Myth (2005) aka San wa stars as Jack/General Meng-yi
  • Daai lo oi mei lai (2004) aka Enter the Phoenix stars as Cameo
  • Around the World in 80 Days (2004) stars as Passepartout/Lau Xing
  • San ging chaat goo si (2004) aka New Police Story stars as Wing
  • Fa dou daai jin (2004) aka The Huadu Chronicles: Blade of the Rose stars as Lord of Armour
  • The Medallion (2003) stars as Eddie Yang
  • Chin gei bin (2003) aka Vampire Effect stars as Jackie
  • Shanghai Knights (2003) stars as Chon Wang
  • The Tuxedo (2002) stars as Chon Wang
  • Rush Hour 2 (2001) stars as Chief Inspector Lee
  • Dak miu mai shing (2001) aka The Accidental Spy stars as Buck Yuen
  • Shanghai Noon (2000) stars as Chon Wang
  • Tejing xinrenlei (1999) aka Gen-X Cops stars as Poor Fisherman
  • Hei kek ji wong (1999) aka The King of Comedy stars as Famous Movie Star
  • Bor lei jun (1999) aka Gorgeous stars as C.N. Chan
  • Rush Hour (1998) stars as Chief Inspector Lee
  • Ngo si sui (1998) aka Who Am I? stars as Who Am I?
  • Yatgo ho yan (1997) aka SuperChef stars as Jackie
  • Jing cha gu shi IV: Jian dan ren wu (1996) aka First Strike stars as Chan Ka Kui
  • Hong faan kui (1995) aka Red Bronx stars as Keung
  • Pi li huo (1995) aka Thunderbolt stars as Chan Foh To
  • Jui kuen II (1994) aka Drunken Master II stars as Wong Fei-hung
  • Chao ji ji hua (1993) aka Police Story V stars as Inspector Chan
  • Zhong an zu (1993) aka Police Story IV stars as Inspector Eddie Chan
  • Cheng shi lie ren (1993) aka City Hunter stars as Ryo Saeba
  • Xi Zang xiao zi (1992) aka A Kid from Tibet stars as Cameo appearance
  • Shuang long hui (1992) aka The Twin Dragons stars as Ma Yau/Die Hard (John Ma/Boomer in US version)
  • Jing cha gu shi III: Chao ji jing cha (1992) aka Police Story 3 stars as Chan Ka Kui
  • Fei ying gai wak (1991) aka Armour of God II stars as Jackie Condor (Jackie Chan)
  • Chu dao gui jing (1990) aka New Kids in Town stars as Inspector
  • Huo shao dao (1990) aka Island of Fire stars as Lung/Steve
  • Jin ye bu she fang (1989) TV aka Celebrity Talk Show stars as Guest
  • Qiji (1989) aka Black Dragon stars as 'Charlie' Cheng Wah Kuo
  • Ging chaat goo si juk jaap (1988) aka Jackie Chan's Police Story stars as Chan Ka Kui
  • Fei lung maang jeung (1988) aka 3 Brothers stars as Jackie Lung
  • 'A' gai waak juk jaap (1987) aka Project A, Part II stars as Dragon Mao
  • Longxiong hudi (1987) aka Armour of God stars as Jackie
  • Nui ji za pai jun (1986) aka Naughty Boys stars as Prisoner
  • Ninja the Protector (1986)
  • Fuk sing go jiu (1985) aka My Lucky Stars stars as Muscles
  • Xia ri fu xing (1985) aka My Lucky Stars 2: Twinkle, Twinkle Lucky Stars stars as Muscles
  • The Protector (1985) aka Wei long meng tan stars as Billy Wong
  • Ninja Thunderbolt (1985) stars as aka Ninja and the Thief
  • Long de xin (1985) aka Heart of Dragon stars as Ted/Tat Fung
  • Ging chaat goo si (1985) aka Jackie Chan's Police Story stars as Kevin (Jackie) Chan Ka Kui
  • Mai nei dak gung dui (1984) aka Dragon Attack stars as Sammy
  • Cannonball Run II (1984) stars as Jackie Chan, Mitsubishi Engineer
  • Two in a Black Belt (1984)
  • Kwai tsan tseh (1984) aka Weapon X stars as Thomas
  • Shen yong shuang xiang pao (1984) aka Pom Pom stars as Motorcycle Cop #2
  • Long teng hu yue (1983) aka The Fearless Hyena Part II stars as Chan Lung
  • Wu fu xing (1983) aka Winners and Sinners stars as CID 07
  • 'A' gai waak (1983) aka Project A stars as Dragon Mi Yong
  • Iga ninpoucho (1982) aka Black Magic Wars
  • Golden Queen's Commando (1982) aka Jackie Chan's Crime Force stars as Bit part
  • Long xiao ye (1982) aka Young Master in Love stars as Dragon
  • The Cannonball Run (1981) stars as Jackie Chan, Subaru Driver
  • The Big Brawl (1980) aka Battle Creek stars as Jerry Kwan
  • Shi di chu ma (1980) aka The Young Master stars as Dragon
  • Dian zhi gong fu gan chian chan (1980) aka Half a Loaf of Kung Fu stars as Jiang
  • Long quan (1979) aka Dragon Fist stars as Tang How-Yuen
  • Hsiao chuan yi chao (1979) aka The Fearless Hyena stars as Shing Lung
  • She xing diao shou (1978) aka Snake in the Eagle's Shadow stars as Chien Fu
  • Fei du juan yun shan (1978) aka Magnificent Bodyguards stars as Lord Ting Chung
  • Jui kuen (1978) aka Drunken Master stars as Wong Fei-Hung
  • She hao ba bu (1978) aka Snake & Crane Arts of Shaolin stars as Hsu Yin-Fung
  • Quan jing (1978) aka Karate Ghostbuster stars as Yi-Lang
  • Jian hua yan yu jiang nan (1977) aka To Kill with Intrigue stars as Cao Lei
  • San shi liu mi xing quan (1977) aka Master and the Boxer stars as Possible Extra
  • Xin ching-wu men (1976) aka Fists to Fight stars as A Lung
  • Shao Lin mu ren xiang (1976) aka Shaolin Chamber of Death
  • Feng yu shuang liu xing (1976) aka The Killer Meteors stars as Wa Wu-Bin/Tiger
  • Shao Lin men (1976) aka Strike of Death stars as Tan Feng
  • Hua fei man cheng chun (1975) aka All in the Family
  • Mi zong sheng shou (1975) aka The Himalayan
  • Pai an jing ji (1975) aka No End of Surprises
  • Jin ping shuang yan (1974) aka The Golden Lotus
  • Crash che botte! (1974) aka The Three Fantastic Supermen in the Orient stars as Stuntman
  • Police Woman (1974) aka Young Tiger
  • Guang dong xiao lao hu (1974) aka Stranger in Hong Kong stars as Jackie Chan
  • Tie wa (1973) aka Attack of the Kung Fu Girls
  • Enter the Dragon (1973) aka The Deadly Three stars as Uncredited Extra
  • Fists of the Double K (1973) aka Hong Kong Face-Off
  • Ding tian li di (1973) aka Eagle Shadow Fist stars as Si To
  • Bei di yan zhi (1973) aka Facets of Love stars as Bit Part
  • Qi lin zhang (1972) aka Fist of Unicorn
  • Blood Fingers (1972) aka Brutal Boxer
  • Jing wu men (1972) aka The Iron Hand stars as Extra/Jing Wu student
  • Hapkido (1972) stars as aka Lady Kung Fu
  • Da zui xia (1966) aka Come Drink with Me
  • Qin Xiang Lian (1964) aka The Story of Qiu Glin (Hong Kong: English title)
  • Big and Little Wong Tin Bar (1962) stars as Kid























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